Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021

Kotch Trousers

Trousers or Tracksuit Bottoms which are extremely comfortable. loose to wear and hang low from the hip, these are the ultimate item of clothing when all you wanna do is "Kotch"
80% Cotton 20% Polyester are recommended.

After a heavy night out:
"Shit man you bashed loads of beanz"
"It's ok, i got my kotch trousers"

by Loganslean July 2, 2005

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

weasel in trousers

surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls

She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.

by AuntF November 4, 2010

trouser pocket

The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket

Brads trouser snake got caught in Britts trouser pocket because of the wetness of her pocket.

by Bbbbb88 December 25, 2016

Trouser Guns

Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...

Trouser Guns

by devinemadness April 15, 2010