Safety Bitch

A variation of the term Safety Pilot in aviation. A term not spoken but implied by arrogant pilots who want a one-sided arrangement without switching roles or paying for the other person's $100 hamburger. Usually stated as a command (i.e. "You can be my Safety Pilot!") instead of asking nicely or offering a quid pro quo arrangement.
"That asshole wanted me to be his safety bitch. Fuck him. He can go pay for an instructor if he wants hood time."
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
Get the Safety Bitch mug.

capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.
Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.
by Zigy February 01, 2016
Get the capitan safety mug.

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.
Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.
by Grinderson February 27, 2012
Get the Safety Mullet mug.

Safety husband

A male friend you have agreed with to get married to if you’re both single at a certain age
Onumah is my safety husband
by CONAG-O November 02, 2021
Get the Safety husband mug.

Ring of Safety

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.
"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"
by yellebelle August 22, 2009
Get the Ring of Safety mug.

cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.
Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.
by Flo January 15, 2010
Get the cell safety mug.

safety net

A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.
Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!
by allykatalack August 10, 2010
Get the safety net mug.