Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!
by Unspellable November 06, 2007
A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.
Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.
Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)
Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)
Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)
Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)
Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
by mikethegreat26 February 06, 2015
by VANCE KHROMACHOU September 28, 2007
When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Charlie: *slow blinking*
by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014
this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.
by GDAngel September 16, 2013
by SouthJumper April 15, 2007
A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.
"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."
"He's totally slow texting you."
by KathleenRuston September 12, 2016