Modest Mouse

1. A great band led by Isaac Brock. Brock also did Ugly Cassanova. Though they have many many great songs, some dumbass people have described them as emo - which is COMPLETELY false and retarded. I am afraid, too, that they will be considered a one-hit-wonder in the future because their only hit has so far been Float On.

Hey, have you heard of Modest Mouse?

Yeah, they did Float On, right?

You go to hell. *puches buddy in face, then groin*

by Big Boss Whitey June 29, 2005

modest mouse

An indie rock band from Issaquah, Washington. Currently comprised of Isaac Brock, Johnny Mar, Eric Judy, Tom Peloso, Jeremiah Green, and Joe Plummer. Formed in 1993.

Studio albums are This is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About, Lonesome Crowded West, Moon and Antarctica, Sad Sappy Sucker, Good News For People Who Love Bad News, We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank.

Asshole #1: Modest Mouse sucks.
Asshole #2: I know, man.
Jesus: Screw you guys, I'm going home.

by jf88penguin May 21, 2007

modest mouse

Indie band led by Isaac Brock that rocks out forever and always!!

Some dude: "Hey J-mac, what's the best band"
J-Mac: "Modest Mouse mother fucker!"

by J to the motha fuckin Mac December 21, 2005

Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 22, 2009

gym mouse

Someone who goes to the gym for pussy reasons. eg. going to the gym and doing cardio or only training legs

“ Logan is being a gym mouse today, he wants to train legs instead of chest.

by donttrainlegs May 29, 2023

mouse pusher

Mouse Pusher: The art of moving the cursor, clicking and scrolling your mouse to make it look like your actually doing work; when in reality, you are just pushing your mouse.

"Why are we losing so much money on this project?"
"Gary is a Mouse Pusher. He sat in front of is computer all day and got nothing done."

by Buckakudda October 26, 2007

Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013