Joey

Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy

You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.

by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019

Joey

A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.

Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."

by NucleaRColaX May 20, 2020

Joey

The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.

Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.

by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018

Joey

A dumb childish pimple face poes, always wearing fake designer and thinks he has bitches but his a bitchless, broke boy and forever in girls dm’s and is forever getting bat from peoples ex’s

“Man that kid that Joey is so wack bro he tried getting with my ex and he got bat obviously “

“that kid is too wack bro he hasn’t even been high school for a year “

by Riccdic June 18, 2020

Joey

A soft drink named after the first boy who requested the beverage, a Joey is much like a Shirley Temple or a Roy Rogers, but instead of Ginger Ale or Coke it’s Dr Pepper with grenadine. Essentially it’s cherry soda with even more cherry syrup added in.

“And what would you like to drink, sir?”

“I’ll have a Joey”

“Sorry?”

“A Joey. It’s just a Shirley Temple but with Dr Pepper”

by Reginlief June 9, 2018

joey

he's gay

joey is so gay.

by urmomisgae6941069 April 2, 2020

Joey

A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.

Ew is that Joey? He’s a douche.

by Forbiddenhoney November 12, 2019