crusted shit embedded deeply into the gouche of a very hairy man; typically found on men that sweat alot/play alot of sports
by frank goldstein December 29, 2013
Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...
by lmaolololol June 15, 2017
What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.
Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
A male role model who creates epic memes and is also a dough lord. Also known as a Tyge/teig. Papa crust has an amazing CoC and also knows everything about the worlds best game, Minecraft. He is wholesome, caring, innocent, and loving.
Also has thicc ass cheeks
Also has thicc ass cheeks
Guy: yo, is that papa crust?
Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas
Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.
Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas
Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.
by kingthejam May 01, 2019
When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)
Later on....
Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 06, 2011
by crustmolester4ever February 15, 2010
He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching “REEEEEEEEEEE!”
by Jesus Crust April 07, 2018