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cock-blocker

A person who is a hater and/or jealous and blocks, distracts, gets in the way of a person about to get lucky so that the act never happens. A person who ruins a good thing for another person. A distraction someone uses to gain the attention of someone who is not giving them the time of day, or is giving their attention to someone other than them.
Carolyn is so jealous she is a cock-blocker to anyone and everybody. Why are people such haters and have to be cock-blockers? My ex is a cock-blocker with every guy I talk to.
by Prinzess10 December 9, 2013
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Serial blocker

A serial blocker is somebody who regularly blocks others on social media, usually being for trivial, inconsequential, or unnecessary reasons. The person will usually have little or zero rationale for blocking some people over others, and will often times make false claims of wrongdoing by others as their rationale. Usually is somebody that is also a cliquish person and has a limited group of friends, therefore wanting to be left alone.
Ramien Izadi often blocks people on Instagram & Facebook, oftentimes without any or a reasonable cause, therefore making him a serial blocker. Usually does this after the first DM message
by acchill April 18, 2022
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Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.
Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.
by Lostmykeysinthere January 2, 2019
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cum blockers

Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
Bitch take off those cum blockers, I wanna make sure I get yo whole face glazed!
by chris_7283591 May 16, 2006
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cock blocker

retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 10, 2009
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Busted Blocker

When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.
"Look at that girl in the bikini.

Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."

"How did she get with him?

She totally rocks the busted blockers"

synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
by Skyhawk President September 9, 2009
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histamine blocker

while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.
i put my dick so far into her mouth it turned into a histamine blocker
by edward scissordick June 28, 2006
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