A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015
A person who is a hater and/or jealous and blocks, distracts, gets in the way of a person about to get lucky so that the act never happens. A person who ruins a good thing for another person. A distraction someone uses to gain the attention of someone who is not giving them the time of day, or is giving their attention to someone other than them.
Carolyn is so jealous she is a cock-blocker to anyone and everybody. Why are people such haters and have to be cock-blockers? My ex is a cock-blocker with every guy I talk to.
by Prinzess10 December 09, 2013
by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014
Anything blocking orgasmic fluids from approaching the desired destination, particularly in the face. Such as glasses, goggles, sunglasses, etc
by chris_7283591 May 07, 2006
When a person wears fashionable sunglasses that give their face the impression they are much more attractive than they are in reality. When you see them without the sunglasses you are taken aback.
"Look at that girl in the bikini.
Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."
"How did she get with him?
She totally rocks the busted blockers"
synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
Naw man, I saw her when she was inside. She's totally wearing busted blockers."
"How did she get with him?
She totally rocks the busted blockers"
synonyms: Gaga, gaga goggles (for Lady Gaga, a famous user of busted blockers).
by Skyhawk President September 09, 2009
retarded ass people who clearly see ur trying to get some, and yet they try to stop you for their own pleasure
alonzo is a retarded fucking cock blocker, he busts nuts when he see's u talking to a girl so he tries to insert himself into the conversation
by youngpersonfromamerica March 11, 2009
while the girl sucks your dick you go inverted and put your dick so far into her mouth where your testicles rest on her nose as she chokes she sniffs your balls.
by edward scissordick June 28, 2006