That chick's gotta serious case of tube tonsils. Last night, she sucked my dick so hard that when it came out it was coated in lung butter!
by Toe Jammin' November 03, 2011
A game involving 2 or more people, which involves coughing tonsil stones into each others mouths. First person to drop a tonsil stone out of their mouth loses, and has to take 2mg of fentanyl through a straw up their ass. The game is won by whoever dies of drug overdose first.
by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024
What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.
Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
"Im going to give her a tonsil beer"
by yoindiindi February 11, 2017
A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 24, 2021