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The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.
The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.
by J Bomb April 27, 2019
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Lottery Hoe

A hoe who always flirts with the person in the same room as her that is the most attractive to her at the time. Whoever she ends up fucking is whoever she is around when she is horny.
Don’t fuck with Stacy, she is such a lottery hoe.
by WaltuhBlack January 25, 2023
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jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.
Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!
by poppymemedude February 13, 2017
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Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp
Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
by no.remorse February 23, 2024
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Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019
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win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.
I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.
by foodboy96 March 30, 2024
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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