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Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.
"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."
by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009
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Colon Debris

"Man, After those nachos, I have some serious Colon Debris."
"Gross..."
by Prototypical Non-Conformist November 28, 2007
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Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.
"That Howard Moon is a right colon explorer".
by The Delta Bandit July 22, 2006
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colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!
Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??
by hot dirty sanchez December 5, 2002
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quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.
"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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Colon sweat

when your butthole sweats and it smells like horrible shit
by Jensen Clark May 13, 2005
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