Fudge Frenzy

Noun. A very long explosion of shit, which goes all over the place.

verb. The act of fudge frenzying.

1. -"Yo! Did you eat those buritos at lunch yester day?"
- "Yeah Esse! I was up all night on the toilet having a fudge frenzy.
2. "Dude, I completely ruined my parents white couch when I fudge frenzied all over it.

by The Salty Dog April 12, 2008

Hot Fudge

When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.

What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge

by ThotDaddy69 February 9, 2019

Keebler Fudged

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.

That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

fudge strainer

A defecation in a sink that strains into a urinal.

Fred had to go, but chuck left a fudge strainer.

by Masterp00per November 9, 2015

fudge purse

Fudgy squishy top part of a vagina

I have a nicely groomed fudge purse

by TightTina January 31, 2019

For fudge cake

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.

1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."

by conciliation March 8, 2009

Fudge Biscuit

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

by Aeryck November 4, 2004