ZZ Top

a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap

ZZ top is the shit!

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

by black flag May 29, 2004

ZZ Top

Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.

Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??

by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

ZZ Topped

When you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep.

"Bruh she ZZ Topped me off and I fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into Netflix and chill."

by Ziggy985 December 8, 2015

ZZ Top

When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!

Man that girl was hairy. I pulled a full on ZZ Top on her and everything.

by roguecomposer October 22, 2008

ZZ Top

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

by Andyman April 21, 2004

ZZ Top

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003