a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.
by black flag May 29, 2004
Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.
Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??
by The King of the Internet March 31, 2003
by Ziggy985 October 16, 2015
When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!
by roguecomposer September 05, 2008
A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.
by Andyman April 21, 2004
A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003