Zucchini

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

by BokchoiBoy February 6, 2012

Zucchiniish

A word used to describe something that’s green.

Hey, look at that car, it’s pretty zucchiniish.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson January 28, 2019

zuched

when someone slaps a limp cold zucchini on your plate when you're least expecting it

"bro you just got zuched"
"i had a whole mental breakdown after being violently zuched"
"I just got zuched all over my pesto"

by dangerousbaby June 22, 2022

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Zucchini Glasgow

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019

zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.

But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!

by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005

Zatching

When you send an email for the purpose of attaching a document to send to someone and you zone on actually attaching the said document.

Ex1

Email: I have attached the document you requested to this email.

Reply Email: Thanks but there's no attachment.

Reply Reply Email: Here it is. Sorry I completly zatched on that last email.

Ex2

Jess: I hate zatching on emails, it makes me feel like a dumbass.

Steve: At least you have all 10 of your fingers.

by Stratis February 18, 2009