zufff

The sound made when something wizzes past you quickly
Also synonym for something unimaginably fast

That car is so f*ing fast bro....
It's like zufff

by Dr.Zufff September 5, 2018

Zufflewap

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining

I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow

by Gronksucker February 1, 2019

Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003

Zaffy

A term used to describe a love/hate relationship couple. Another term for rival-shipping. Named after the original couple "Zaffy." The original couple consisted of two people who hated each other yet still loved each other anyway. They were the ultimate Zaffy. Another good example is Watanuki/Doumeiki from xxxHOLiC.

"Awww look at them fighting - they are such Zaffys~"

"WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I HATE THAT PERSON!"
-Common quotes from the Zaffys

by We have t-shirts to prove it! April 20, 2009

Zulfy

A very tiny person, but has a big heart for the men in his life. Rumor has it he once reproduced with a amazonian male body builder.

Zulfy got raped as a child!

by Ssol Nosam September 10, 2019

zuffle

when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"

put your willy in a posh fanny and wipe you cock on there curtain

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023