Zufflewap

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining

I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow

by Gronksucker February 1, 2019

Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003

zuffle

when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"

put your willy in a posh fanny and wipe you cock on there curtain

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

zuffy

hot mf better than Xan and Reepty 🥵😍

zuffy solos.

by Zuffyfrom63rd May 3, 2022

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023

zuffakiller

A person who loves the UFC (Zuffa) so much that he would do anything to please them, even kill.

My buddy is such a UFC fanatic, he would kill anyone who talks bad about them. He's such a zuffakiller.

by littlebrock September 26, 2010

zuff

The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....)

Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge?

by Deanz August 20, 2006