Zues

Zues is an anomaly. He tends to be more of a listener than a talker, but he always does what he says. He’s laid back but stubborn. A Zues is a friend you will keep for life and a lover you won’t want to let go. Intimacy with a Zues is beyond compare as he can read your body like a book. As long as your body craves more, he can give it to you. He is the BEST kisser and will play with your hair or scratch your back until you fall asleep, if you like. If you have a Zues in your life, keep him close.

Nobody could say my birth-given name correctly, so I started going by Zues.

by Corazoncito November 23, 2021

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES

A dumbass internet meme that revolves around a clip from Disney’s Hercules where those weird ladies on the pottery say “AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES” right before showing a clip of lightning fucking evaporating something random. Usually loud a hell.

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT-
*gas tank explodes after being struck by lightning*

by SansAUNerd May 5, 2023