john tuckering

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.

when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.

by shelbi June 7, 2007

Zuckeritis

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.

"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."

by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013

tuckering

The act of a man putting his penis between his legs to create the mangina. Except for extreme cases, tuckering is absolutely prohibited on a normal basis. Tuckering is usually only permitted in times of dire need, such as when a butch or sheman is coming on to you in a bar/club.

Buffalo Bill enjoyed tuckering his penis in "The Silence of the Lambs."

by Ross Sargent December 11, 2005

puckering out

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology

been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?

by zhou sei September 15, 2016

zuckerbug

When Facebook is used to spy on someone by a parent, prospective employer, school, etc.

Taken from the name of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg.

-I blocked my parents on facebook before they could zuckerbug me

-Dude why didn't you get that job?
-I was zuckerbugged right after the interview... they saw those pics of me wasted in women's lingerie.

by Imadogg October 20, 2010

Zuckerbangs

The poor hairstyle choice by Mark Zuckerberg.

It's fascinating how so many school-shooters have Zuckerbangs. Nobody with Zuckerbangs get laid...ever.

by Wet Blister October 18, 2019

Mark Zuckeroink

That one pig from angry birds 2 the movie that looks like mark zuckerburg. so he gets the nickname of Mark Zuckeroink.

Person 1: what's is your favorite angry birds 2 the movie character
Person 2: Mark Zuckeroink of course

by CHESTA CHOMPER December 15, 2020