When she queefed during coitus, pouring a strange soss of silly puddy out of her mock talker I had to give her all my lira to purchase a new lyre for her orpheus.
by alicedrea September 2, 2005
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by Ron493 July 1, 2020
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To seize uncontrollably for a brief amount of time, usually less than a second, for literally no reason. People who are known to zort often become so accustomed to it that they don't even realize when they zort. This leads to people thinking that they are tweaking out.
A: *zorts*
B: What was that? Are you cold or something? Why did you do that?
A: What did I do? I didn't do anything. It was probably just a zort.
B: What.
B: What was that? Are you cold or something? Why did you do that?
A: What did I do? I didn't do anything. It was probably just a zort.
B: What.
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Get the zortz mug.A Language evolved primarily on the internet, similar to 1337 and LOLcat, in which the suffixes "zor" and "toid" are added to any words, although most attachments are to one-syllable words. General guidelines, but not neccessarily rules, are that 'toid" is applied to adjectives and "zor" is applied to nouns. Unlike 1337 and LOLcat, zortoid is easily spoken verbally. Examples include Swiztoid, Sicktoid, Lametoid, winzor, cupzor, sleepzor, gymzor, and foodzor.
Jeff: Hey man check out this new car I got.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP
Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
Ivan: Swiztoid dude look at that spoiler + 25 HP
Mark: What'd you do last night
Nick: Went to some girls party
Mark: Ah, lametoid man. Wana get some foodzor?
Nick: heck yeah that sounds totally sickhouse. Zortoid is so much fun to speak.
by superflyjeff1 October 26, 2009
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