the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.
dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010
Get the Zooteredmug. An older usually piece of shit Japanese vehicle that is a 4 cylinder and gets great mpg besides being beat to hell and back.
Hey Dave I gotta go to welfare office can we take your caddy? No fuck that man let's take the zooter
by Atlas89 September 24, 2011
Get the Zootermug. by undeadtitan March 9, 2019
Get the Zooter Landmug. The nickname given to a homie who is rookie in the "weed game". Usually given to someone who hasn't made a purchase yet or is generally ignorant on the customs and rituals of the smoking culture. Not to be taken personally and is generally not derogatory toward your homie. Take time to explain and instruct your homie on proper etiquette.
Yung Zooter: Hey man, how much does an 8th of weed cost?
Zooter: Probably around $60, $50 if the dude is hooking you up.
Yung Zooter: Okay cool. This is my first time buying weed, lol.
Zooter: Ah yes, I remember when I was a Yung Zooter.
Yung Zooter: wtf?
Zooter: Probably around $60, $50 if the dude is hooking you up.
Yung Zooter: Okay cool. This is my first time buying weed, lol.
Zooter: Ah yes, I remember when I was a Yung Zooter.
Yung Zooter: wtf?
by TheRealZootedOne January 9, 2015
Get the Yung Zootermug. by kpky February 23, 2022
Get the zooter the rootermug. 
by Realfactsnocap June 4, 2025
Get the Zootermug.