Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021

Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.

Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!

by Big Willie III October 20, 2021

zoosexuality

The sexual orientation towards non-human animals.

James Smith has zoosexuality.

by ZooUnity September 5, 2009

Zoosexual

A way for perverts to justify mistreating animals

You aren't a "Zoosexual", you're an abuser of animals

by queen_azure August 25, 2017

zooendoeurothophobia

Fear of having a foreign object, most typically an animal, enter the vagina without the permission or knowledge of the girl. This fear prevents sexual intercourse in a body of water, since that is the most likely activity to allow a "Zooendoeurothophobia" incident to occur.

zooendoeurothophobia: Sex in a lake and a tadpole swims up your v-jay-jay.

by zooendoeurothophobic June 15, 2009

Zoosniffer

(ZOU- SNIF-ER)

The meaning to be one to marry poosniffer and to fuck the shit out of poosniffer and their name has to start with a 'Z'.

Zeshay-"Hey poosniffer I was wondering if you wanted to you know..."
Poosniffer-*continues to deep throat the drumstick from kfc*
Zehsay- "U WOT MATE"
Poosniffer-*Starts to Tony Stark all over Zeshay*
Zeshay-*Drowns in semen*
Zeshay"Before drowning in semen Zoosniffer forever!!"

by Niggafuckingsomenuts February 7, 2022

Zoosexual

It is still beastality/bestality regardless of whether or not it's mutual. But then again, what the hell is mutual about that shit anyway when the animal only prefers to mate with its own species.

People who call themselves "Zoosexuals" are simply looking for an excuse to rape animals.

by middle finger September 1, 2003