zooey

the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get

Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg

by Matthewthegreat January 3, 2008

zoney

(adj.)1. describes a state of mind, usually one of great concentration (n.)2. object of influence that heightens or helps evolve an already focused state of mind.

i was drawing and feeling zoney, the music that i was listening to was perfect for it. the music i was listening to was ultra zoney, i was able to focus all my energy on the piece i was making.

by glassattack November 12, 2009

Twilight zoney

When shit is like the the twilight zone

Hey tom
What?
We the same lunchbox
Thats some Twilight zoney shit there man.

by Awesomey September 9, 2009

zooey

Zooey: a description of THE girl. Completely out of your comfort zone, but you totally dig it. quirky, spontaneous, does what she wants when she wants. is nothing you would have ever seen yourself being with cause she is so different than you, but at the same time find you two completely compatible with eachother. she listens to music no one else listens to, but it's good music. she will find you and it will be out of nowhere. she makes you nervous, excited, ancy. someones zooey doesnt mean her name is zooey. Zooey is a description of THE girl you never seen yourself with and now that it is happening it is captivating. She is completely different, in an amazing way.

"bro, I think I like this girl she's wild and crazy. She's to much to handle, but i can't get enough. She's so Zooey."

can also be used to descibe something, "This music is so Zooey!" or "that's so Zooey"

by jacob22290 November 3, 2010

zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.

Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!

by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010

Zoonecrophilia

The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.

I engaged in zoonecrophilia with my dead dog.

by N.A.P July 12, 2006

zooey

To be full of life, entergetic.

Dude, that concert was totally zooey.

by Lindsey Cholera November 24, 2007