Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.
Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.
by MathPlus April 1, 2021
Get the Zoombiemug. Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.
Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.
by MathPlus April 16, 2021
Get the Zoombiemug. Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.
I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.
by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020
Get the Zoombiemug. During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies
by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020
Get the Zoombiesmug. Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."
by jle2199 January 20, 2011
Get the Zoombiemug. People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.
Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.
Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.
Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.
Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
by BDB inc November 2, 2009
Get the Carbon Zoombiemug. The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.
by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020
Get the Zoombiemug.