Zoombie

Someone who spends most of their waking hours on Zoom: meetings with bosses, colleagues, subordinates, friends, children and parents, church members, and third parties.

Since the lockdowns, mental hospitals worldwide have raised the alarm to the authorities that hundreds of zoombies came in with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 1, 2021

Zoombie

Someone who looks like they just woke up or walked off from a Zoom session in progress, or from one that just ended.

Since lockdowns started, mental hospitals worldwide had alerted the authorities that hundreds of zoombies were admitted with severe forms of antisocial or evil behaviors, with a number of them entertaining suicidal thoughts to stop their recurring mental or demonic torments.

by MathPlus April 16, 2021

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

Zoombies

(additional definition) People who spend way too much time in Zoom meetings.

During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies

by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020

Zoombie

The Driving Dead.

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."

by jle2199 January 20, 2011

Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.

Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.

by BDB inc November 2, 2009

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020