zoombie

A zoombie is a zombie much faster than a normal one. This can be accomplished through sprinting for the kill, or jumping and climping past obstacles. Due to its extreme speed, a zoombie should be regarded as a more of a threat than a normal zombie.

joe: "did you hear about billy? rumor has it he was killed by a zoombie."
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"

by ur mind on drugs December 13, 2010

Zoombie

The Driving Dead.

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."

by jle2199 January 20, 2011

zoombie

"Zoo" a term deriving from the Greek zōon (ζῷον, "animal") And "zombie

zoombie" horses, if an animal were to be a zombie, it in turn, it would become a "zoombie

by Hot Rod 87 August 29, 2010

Zoombie

Zoomers walking out into traffic staring at their phones thinking they're saving the world by protesting with their fingertips.

That zoombie only eats organic non gmo soy gluten and nut free raw vegan food but can't even get off the couch to water the tomato plants wilting on the front porch! Useless!

by OMGmyPANTS February 16, 2020

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

zoombie

People being inside homes and on zoom calls that steal their life forces from them!

COVID-19 has turned us into a society of zoombies!!

by thinkingtoad May 14, 2020

Zoombie

The lifeless state one enters after being in meaningless corporate Zoom meetings all day while working from home.

My poor wife, she saw me emerge from my basement office at 6pm a lifeless Zoombie.

by drunk dude 69 May 14, 2020