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zoolander 

One of the best movies ever, if not the best.
Have you seen that new movie? It's so Zoolander.
zoolander by Clean Freak November 1, 2003

zoolander 

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".
zoolander by person yo-yo June 8, 2003

Zoolander 

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.
A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".
Zoolander by smart sob July 16, 2008

zoolander 

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.
Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.
zoolander by bezel333 December 31, 2005

zoolander 

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.
zoolander by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

zoolander 

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"
After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.
zoolander by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016