Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004

zonked

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

by x January 31, 2003

Zonked To The Skies

Popularized by the book The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It means to be very fucked up on psychedelic drugs primarily LSD.

1. Rafael: I'm so zonked to the skies !
2. Sunshine: Lets get zonked to the skies !

by JIBTECHWARRIOR June 22, 2008

zonked

1. very tired

2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol

He looked zonked when he got back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 1, 2012

Zonkered

The state of a slight disruption from the consumption of drugs however not to the point of being high.

"Yo man, are you sure you can drive?" "Yeah dude! I'm only a little zonkered tonight."

"Buzzed is to drunk as zonkered is to high."

by wwb00 May 14, 2017

Zonked

When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.

Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.

by DAVID DAVID TORRANCE November 21, 2011

Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011