Zoltan

A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun

“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”

by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018

zoltan

straight, really cool, ballin

-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...

by ballllller January 4, 2009

zoltan

an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.

"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"

by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006

zoltan

a word used to expresses or state the action of farting

joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"


jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"

by azn in da atlza August 27, 2005

Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.

"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."

by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015

zoltan gera

one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!

gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005

Zoltan

Using 3 toys to reach ultimate quick orgasm - the trifecta known as the zoltan. Can be accompanied by a Z shape hand formation and soiled secondhand sex toys.

Going to give myself a zoltan before bed.

by Therealzoltan March 18, 2023