zoljargal

zoljargal is an extrovert man. he is caring and always check on his family and friends. He is very passionated and knows how to make you smile when you had a bad day. He can also be lazy sometimes. Still looking for the girl who will always be by his side no matter what and will accept his true self.

Who's your crush?

Mine is "zoljargal"

by zortns November 22, 2021

Zoltar

Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.

No there was no accident, my ears are bleeding from listening to Zoltar talk

by leviathan9x May 18, 2019

Zolldar

Name of a Internet Porn Star.

That Zolldar is a real Stud.

by Zolldar Stud Muffin January 3, 2010

ZOLAR

INTERNET RADIO HOST PRANK CALLS LIVE FRIDAYS 9PM EST.. INVENTED THE WORD TRANNED

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO ZOLAR ON FRIDAY?

by ZOLAR420 June 17, 2009

Zodar

An alien derived from the mothership. Usually green, with antennas and works with foxes.

Zodar just landed upon planet earth, and is in search of a new mothership.

by Lulu Spice January 18, 2007

zoldan

Adjective for someone that makes clever references. Typically known to drive SAABs and rant about how their car is the best thing in the world. Why call your friend "golden" when you can say they're "zoldan?"

Honestly, bro, you're zoldan.
Omg I can't even deal with how zoldan you are!
You know that *aliens* meme guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos? He's zoldan.

by klal24 August 14, 2016

zodark

a lurking demon, that's trapped in a object

The Zodark was released from the wall.

by A Zodark September 28, 2017