Zonking

Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.

1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)

by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013

Zoiking

6 people all using the olympia shotgun on call of duty black ops in the search and destroy game mode

you wanna play some cod ?
yeah lets get 6 of us so when can go Zoiking !

by Zoiktastic August 3, 2011

Zonking

To travel really quickly

"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

Zrinking

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

Also known or another pronunciation of "zinking".

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zrinking with all my friends.

by Tx.flip April 2, 2020

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

Zoining

feels like little bugs running around in ur knee

I hit my knee on the table and now it's zoining

by russian mafia princess December 11, 2006

Zoinkin

A slang term for male self-pleasure in sub-optimal conditions.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.

Bro: hop on fort
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?

Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.

by rigg bone December 20, 2023