Zoidberg

Dr. John Zoidberg on the show Futurama. He is the Planet Express doctor. He likes acceptance and scavenging. He hates love rivals and invertebrates. He's a crustacean.

Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? sniffs armpit sighs

by hhhh November 11, 2003

Zoidberging

The act of walking up to someone (preferably a woman or large man), holding your hands like claws and pinching their nipples. After this is accomplished the person then must scuttle away while shouting 'wobobobobob' alá Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg.

Mary: Oh hello Stan...WHAT THE! OWW! MY NIPPLES!
Stan: Wobobobobob!
Mary: Stop Zoidberging people Stan!

by the people's champion 1993 May 28, 2013

Zoidberging

After obtaining a critical sunburn, taking off your shirt and running sideways across a room with great speed while making rediculous noises.

John started Zoidberging last night at rebeccas beach house. it was hillarious

by BigBuckProductions August 15, 2010

Zoidberg Pussy

A female with a long inner labia that resembles the face of Futurama character Dr. Zoidberg.

Damn every time that bitch walks you can hear her Zoidberg pussy clap.

by tearforthemartyr February 10, 2012

Zoidberg

To insert ones face between a woman's two breasts and say:
"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop". For best results, move head as if performing a motorboat

That was no motor boat.... that was a perfectly executed zoidberg.

by GIOS April 16, 2011

Zoidberg

When you use a latex glove for a condom but leave the glove intact and let the remaining fingers dangle.

I was out of condoms, so I had to pull a zoidberg

by Hawkzombie August 13, 2011

zoidberg

A charactor on futurama, considered by some a od and is in my opinion the best charactor ever!

Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food!"

Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"

by superraiden0 July 16, 2008