zoffle

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

by Raz124 July 15, 2008

Zoffle

A combination of Zoet and Waffle. Zoet meaning a a person who is observant, funny, and safe to trust. Waffle meaning a mysterious, shyness and caring personality. When these two types of people are together it feels like a safe heaven. They turn into a friendship called a Zoffle.

Person 1: "Hey I've seen you hanging out with Jaiden a lot. They're sort of like a Waffle aren't they?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! They're really nice, I like hanging out with them"
Person 1: "Oh my God you guys are a Zoffle! Cause you're such a Zoet"
Person 2: "Me?? a Zoet? well I guess so!

by _Just_Me_duh_ November 30, 2021

Zofola

St Stephen's r maiki tu

Basistha r paharor uporot thake

Kla mori kiyo najai be xt r moila dal vp r laura chuhi chuhi mon bhora nai niki renda korbar

O sharma ahise

Sharma nohoi kla zofola buli ko

Kla vp r bedroom t ki kori aso be?

by _laura_hehe February 28, 2022

Zoffa

A type of person who is annoying and picks fights with everyone, this person is typically short and overweight. A wannabe gangsta who think's they're him

Nathan: Oh god its Zoffa
Shouri: Please dont kill me
Zoffa: Wanna go me you dogggah *punches weakly*

by Darth_Carolus March 17, 2024

Zoffabait

to eat something without donating to the almighty zoffa

Zoffa - You engage in zoffabait by not bumming me the sausage roll bah??

by deviantshart June 9, 2025