zito

someone who needs to realize that relationships are a good thing

person 1: "...dude, she sat on Zito's lap and asked him to go to the dance and he said no..."
person 2: "...wait he said no to a hot chick sitting on his lap?"
person 3: "...what the hell is wrong with that kid?"

by last chance October 2, 2004

zito

someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom

Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.

by Kaida Kitsune October 2, 2004

Zito

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"

by Dea Eris February 18, 2005

zito

(noun) an asexual stick who is afraid of rooms full of people and somehow lacks the ability to attend social events

"...come on Zito, I got here 20 minutes ago..." "...I haven't actually asked my parents yet..."

by BeowulfIsSEXY October 2, 2004

zito

a sore looser at the game of counter strike.

, often stands up and says "that was gay bobbo" or quietly says "mother fucker" under his breath, while plotting to go over to your computer and bind W to "kill"

by guess April 14, 2003

Zito-ism

A word created by Dustin Zito, cast member of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.

Never, ever in the history of everdom has anyone ever disrespected me to that extent. Ever.

Everdom is his word. A Zito-ism.

by Meatjockey June 10, 2011

zito dick

A strange word before the word dick

I like Zito Dick

by DictionaryMan228 March 17, 2017