Zitoed

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.

"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."

by 20deep May 1, 2008

Zito

The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.

Zito is what it's all about.

by The rambunctious slippy tongue February 20, 2009

Zito

1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.

Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.

by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009

Zito

Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife

Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"

by Zito's friend January 18, 2005

Zito

Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.

#1: Bro javi is such a zito

#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos

by Htbod April 26, 2017

Zito

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"

by Dea Eris February 18, 2005

zitoed

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!

by joe zito January 28, 2005