Pubic Zirconia

A stray hair which at first seems to be a pubic hair, but is actually not.

I was shocked to find the sink covered in hair, luckily it was just Pubic Zirconia.

by SchmidtUltra December 28, 2007

Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.

I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.

by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020

Zirch

(Noun) Someone who is against or spreads hate about anyone in the LGBTQ+ community

Anyone who is part of or supports the Westboro Baptist Church is a zirch.

by Obsidiox February 17, 2017

Cubicle Zirconia

Cu.bic.le zir.co.ni.a (noun)

1. a cubical that is actually thought to be an office

2. a cubicle that is considered to exist above and apart from the rest of the known office

• Mike: Someone should tell that jackass that his cubical is not an office
• Ed: It won’t do any good. He is in his own little cubicle Zirconia

by Cubical Zirconia January 19, 2010

Zirconiq

Who to blame

ZIRCONIQ- who to blame

by The one to blame April 25, 2023

Pubic zirconia

Bling for your thing.

Happy Valentine's Day dear, I bought you a lovely gift of some pubic zirconia for your labia.

by GP5K February 23, 2011

Pubic Zirconia

Faking a marriage proposal, including the purchase of a fake engagement ring, so that a girl will have sex with you.

Holly held out so long, Paul had to resort to Pubic Zirconia just to get laid.
Mark's balls were so blue, he considered giving Kristy Pubic Zirconia so she'd have sex with him.

by here kitty, kitty January 11, 2007