zipper dick

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.

i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.

by Jamsalot December 31, 2006

Zipper Dick

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016

zipperlickingood

a person that looks really sexy.

Callie told me that he looked zipperlickingood.

by Callie October 22, 2004

Zipperlicker

Literally means bitch/whore/slag/slut.

Oh my god, she's such a zipperlicker, goin' round one man after another!
slag whore

by Halolimgayaf May 24, 2016

kipperdick

KIPPERDICK: not caring, Not giving a sh_t, Not giving a kipper's dick

He doesn't give a kipperdick about the results of the test

by innovate October 16, 2017

zipperjacketz

zippy wippy zipcode zippay zipzip zopper flopper stopper incomodo popper

Zipperjacketz “Ze-purr, Jack-its”

by shin super sucker 900! March 23, 2022

Zipperneck

Used to describe someone who has so much cock jammed up in their throat, they have to unzip their neck to let it out

Wow, I'm surprised Hank can still breath the way he sucks cock for work. He's suck a zipperneck!

by anonymous February 11, 2025