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Millimeter Defeater

A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!
Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months

Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?

Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!

Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(
by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021
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Van Millimeter

Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?

Tina said Dave's got a serious Van Millimeter crank. He was banging her for a half-hour before she even noticed.
by Rick aka Flames December 28, 2007
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One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.
Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022
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4 millimeter defeater

A man who has a 4 millimeter cock or a catapult that has a base of 4 millimeters.
Tyrone has a 4 millimeter defeater which is small for his family.
by A cool cuh January 30, 2022
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silly millimeter longer

Susan is dating this Argentinian guy. She'll be getting a silly millimeter longer dick from him.
by pentozali April 19, 2009
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millimeter milk

The little bit of milk (or any other liquid) you leave in the container so you are not responsible to throw out the container.
Tom: Hey Jim, why didn't you throw out this milk jug
Jim: It still has some millimeter milk in it
by Mister Doctor Zeus February 10, 2019
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millimeter peter

some one with a super small dick that the ladys dont wanna see or cant see.
Ray Disaster has a super small millimeter peter so he dont have sex witht ladys due to smallness
by johnnybesupersmalllawl February 24, 2008
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