Zhang

To eat, ingest, consume

Lee loves to zhang his feces

by Pres. B.H. Obama December 13, 2009

Zhang

The most sweetest thing to ever exist, even tho they can come off as cold or careless I can promise you they are a whole bunch of sweets. He loves comforting people, and also people that takes jokes, and has the same vibe as him. He has very nice fashion sense and an amazing personality, one thing I love about him is his smile it’s my everything it’s the light to my day. I love him so much, and if you don’t i don’t know what’s with you. <3

Zhang: I know I’m cute.

by Xjdjd April 14, 2021

Zhang

Chinese Last Name: People with the last name Zhang are really nice people, at least for the most part. Men with the last name are really sweet and can be a bit of a ball-buster. Some people can find them annoying sometimes, but on the inside they can be quite soft. Their dicks are medium sized but make good partners. Women with the last name are also kind and can be really loving, and are shy but sometimes can be a bit stupid.

His last name is Zhang, he seems pretty cute.
My girlfriend's last name is Zhang, she's kind but a bit dumb.

by JohnaldAsian October 20, 2021

Zhang

The most busty, sexy homie you'll ever encounter, he will make you lose your virginity in less than a second. If he has Zhang in his name, he is a keeper and just a baddie. With his amazing face, 16 incher and ginormous gyat he will dominate you.

Oh, that hottie? He must be from the Zhang family.
Smash ngl

by glizzygulper67 November 4, 2023

Zhang

The most busty, bad ass you'll ever see. He is the most handsome guy you'll ever encounter with the ability to make you bust in less than a second. With his 16 incher and being 6'2 he is able to dominate almost instantly. He is such a baddie and such a keeper. If he has Zhang in his name you know you've already won.

Oh, that sexy guy? He definitely has Zhang in his name.

Smash ngl.

by glizzygulper67 November 4, 2023

Zhang

To be hardstuck inside a dog

Hey I was zhanged yesterday!

by Tc dycdyfc6 January 6, 2024

Zhang-Shroom

A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.

Salmon: Mm what are you beautiful specimen?
The shroom: Why I am a Zhang-Shroom, fair maiden!

by Alexzhsalmon March 4, 2009