Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn

After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

by Misterbater August 14, 2019

Zester Jest

Zester Jest is an American super hero donning a black fedora, red jacket, and a pickaxe from the videogame "Minecraft". This hero is most known for drinking heavy amounts of energy drinks, and appearing in a YouTube parody video.

My favorite super hero is Zester Jest!

by AceNX May 23, 2021

zeterosexual

The sexuality of asians who don't like rice, nor like hello kitty, nor are ricers. The orientation is still a mystery and will likely remain so.

Jenson's the biggest zeterosexual! I saw him burning a hello kitty doll!

by Jdix September 26, 2006

Zuter

A zuter is another word for a penis.

Damn man that looks like a Zuter only smaller! You been swimming today?

by Puffy Monkey October 16, 2008

zester

A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.

1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."

Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)

2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."

by D. January 11, 2005

Zetter

1)the inability to support crazee ideas

2)the inability to catch and/or
spell due to a lack of common sense

1)"it appears that you have a put a zetter on my idea"

2)"What a Zetter!"

by joshua July 4, 2004

zeiter

Zeiter is the best person in the world because he epic gamer and awesome so suck it. He is 100% not annoying. I'm not sure if there is anyone out there that is also named zeiter other than that girl i met at greek school but just incase you didn't know, i'm personally a boy. I live in australia so that's cool. I'm not sure if u do though... YEET! And also, to Julius, it's a conspiracy!

Hi Zeiter, u (Don't) suck.

by ZuperDrake75 November 6, 2019