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Zettai Ryouiki

The rough translation of Zettai ryouiki is known as “absolute territory”. It’s defined by the area of bare skin seen between a skirt and thighhighs. The ultimate level Zettai Ryouiki is set as 4:1:2.5 (length of mini-skirt : absolute territory : length of overknee socks above the knee).
Person #1: "Holy shit, that girl's legs look super delicious!
Person #2: "I believe she has acomplished zettai ryouiki my good man."
by Floxien March 17, 2010
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Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Probably one of the weirdest manga ever penned by the Japanese. Written by the satirist Koji Kumeta, it tells the tale of one Kafuka Fuura, who discovers her teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki, under a sakura tree...

He is hanging by the neck in one of his many suicide attempts. She, being endlessly optimistic, thinks he is simply trying to make himself taller. Needless to say, this is where things get quite strange...and hilarious.

He teaches a class full of strangers, from the hikikomori, to a Disassociative Personality Disorder suffering transfer student, to a stalker, to a ridiculously OCD psychopath. And a normal girl.

The series does not take itself seriously at all, and is probably the darkest, strangest, and most disturbing comedies in existence.

AND I LOVE IT.
I'M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT SAYONARA ZETSUBOU SENSEI HAS ENDED HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! THERE'S NO HOPE! I'M GOING TO GO DIE!
by ARatherPoorDriver October 27, 2010
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Los Zetas

The Zetas, once the military wing of the Gulf Cartel, is now among one of the most violent groups in Mexico. The Zetas started out as an enforcer gang for the Gulf Cartel, taking their name from the radio code used for top-level officers in the Mexican army. Not only are they highly organized, but their use of brutality and shock tactics – petrol bombs, beheadings, and roadblocks – has led the United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) to describe them as perhaps “the most technologically advanced, sophisticated and violent of these paramilitary enforcement groups.”
Between the first of the year and mid-March, 2009, the Mexican criminal organization most commonly known as "Los Zetas" has been busy. Members of this group have been linked to a death threat delivered to the president of Guatemala, a grenade thrown into a bar in Pharr, the death of a high-ranking military general in Cancun, and a fair share of the organized crime-related deaths registered in Mexico.
by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011
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Zeta Male

a bored person typing in greek letter + male into urbandictionary to see what it says
yes, yes im talking about you you absolute zeta male
by Homeless Desk August 4, 2021
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zetaxp

Cute ass nigga with a big cock
(not to be associated with "zeta xp")
zetaxp is the 2nd best memer on instagram
by zeta xp December 14, 2019
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Zeta Male

Zeta male refers to the 4th social hierarchy position among males. (alpha - top, beta - second, omega - the rest). Zeta males consciously reject a the traditional social position as it is based on how they are valued by women. Zeta's can be straight, bi or gay.
I asked Jim to buy be a drink and he said I should pay for it myself. I guess he's a Zeta Male
by sirskeptic March 12, 2010
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zeta male

A term coined from the star Zeta Persei of the constellation Perseus, named for the Greek God Perseus, slayer of Medusa, the female monster that feminists eventually embraced as representative of feminist rage. Zeta Male represents a slayer of the feminist monster.
Why didn't that guy show respect to that woman when he saw she could be placed first? He's a Zeta Male and lives on his own terms. Besides, what reciprocal obligation does that woman have to men but "choices".
by Red0660 June 5, 2011
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