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Zelophobia

An Extreme Fear Of Jealous Or Intense Emotion.
Elizabeth signed off myspace because she has Zelophobia and some girl was flirting with her boyfriend.
by Vandalised Love March 8, 2008
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Xenaphobia

An irrational fear of warrior princesses.
Billy cannot go out trick-or-treating because he suffers from Xenaphobia.
by heythatsnotabike May 14, 2009
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Zenophobic

Being in a state of zenophobia or the fear of Zen. Those who are constantly zenophobic are called Zenophobes.

The opposite is Zenophilic which is a state of love for Zen. Those who are enlightened and follow Zen are called Zennists
Make your choice, are you zenophobic or zenophilic.
by Zenophobe November 23, 2005
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Zenphobia

Disorder where one gets frustrated with the "let's be zen culture" and express negative emotion at the sight of zen Buddhist (often misrepresented) ideals , and attitudes that has spread all over the western culture.

May also include a strong reaction of disgust towards yoga doing, Lululemon wearing hipsters who think they act like they are all 'zen' and peaceful but in actuality they are just doing it cause all their friends are doing it. matter of fact, they hate it so they go and buy expensive sweatpants for motivation.
Guy1: ohhh dude why did that guy punch the girl with the yoga mat on the street for no reason at all.
Guy2: oh yea, he must have zenphobia
Guy1: oh she looks so zen passed out on the street
Guy 2 punches the Guy 1
by ANTH2010-ZENPHOBIA October 27, 2010
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Zenophobia

The inability to calmly reflect on bogus news.
'No, we don't pay the fuckin' EU £350M a week to regulate the curve of our bananas - so that is no reason to ruin our children's future by leaving the EU - calm down, now is not the time for tabloid induced zenophobia.'
by Cheese-Mogg September 19, 2021
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zenophobia

Zenophobia is a fear of suncream.
I am scared of suncream and therefore I have Zenophobia.
by Alex Koban November 10, 2007
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Zenophobic

the state of being that encapsulates the utter hatred of all foreiners
im not Zenophobic i just dont like foreiners!!!!
by communicator June 11, 2006
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