A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

Zebra dominic

Zebra man blue kong no red

Zebra dominic tpye of zebra

by degenlovr56 October 22, 2019

Zebra Dick

Zebra Dick occurs after anal sex, when, upon removing the penis from the anus, one finds it striped in feces, resembling a zebra with brown stripes. Sometimes referred to as "Tiger Penis" and often occurs in conjunction with Poop Noodle

Last night, I was fucking Cindy, and upon removing my member from her club, I found out the bitch gave me zebra dick."

by Idiodyssey October 3, 2011

Zebra Dream

The best coconut ice cream in the world!!

Wow I gotta get me some of that Zebra Dream.

by Nutsforcoconuts July 2, 2016

Zebra Disease

When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease

Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid

by A Sassy Gentlemen Called Ray May 29, 2022

zebra danio

A small freshwater fish commonly seen in aquariums. Can range from a variety of colours and has stripes on its body.

Guy: Look at this cute little zebra danio! I want to buy it and put it in my aquarium.

by SandwichWithSausages November 8, 2022

Zebra Daddy

A daddy with patches of grey hair.

Bro 1 - "Bro, this guy I hooked up with had patches of grey hair in his beard, he was sooo hot"

Bro 2 - "Damn, you get yourself some Zebra Daddy?"

by SteliosContos April 12, 2024