zenande

A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.

It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.

Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?

Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes

*a Andy walks by

Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)

Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous

Andy ;yep...

Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...

Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.

Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.

Nathan ;she must be a zenande..

*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops

by baddecisionsandcoldfeet July 25, 2019

New Zeland

An imaginery country where dumbass bush-shagging australians might go after they finish their "Sc00L edukatun" and go to to book a holiday to new zealand but can't spell it correctly.

usually visited by people who still think that New Zealand is a part of Australia, that the accents are WORSE than Australians and that everyone shags sheep.

by anabanana July 11, 2003

new zeland

Something people in New Zealand and out New Zealand seem to think New Zealand is. They think it's an uncivilised place. they think we're 60 years back just because our computers don't have the same communication speed as SETI.

Facts about this imaginary place that is really just a stereotype:

Every town only contains 4 shops. These are as follows:
-KFC
-Pub
-The warehouse
-Petrol station.

None of the roads are tar-sealed at all. the roads are pure dust, and there is no sidewalk either.

Ethnic diversity:
there are four ethnic groups in new zeland.
-pakeha
-maori
-islander
-asian

There is absolutely no existence of people from other places such as the americas, europe, or africa...with the exception of tourists, which new zelanders hate, because they don't want anyone to watch them shagging sheep.
Yes, new zelanders get turned on by beastiality, and they have sex with sheep. This is because new zelanders do not have good television or good computers.

Idiot american/aussie/new zealander/: Wow, I went to New Zeland last year. I went to this new zelander's house and his television was only 42''!

moron: only 42''? Shit! those new zelanders are SO uncivilised!

idiot: it gets worse! his internet connection speed is only 6,000,000,000 gigahurts per second!

moron: i'm glad i'm not in new zeland.

by kinzu_kiwi July 17, 2006

Zerandise

A strategist of unequal talents. Often used in games needing great skill.

Hey i forgot my Zerandise, now im going to get my peepee spanked!

by Fred Penner October 19, 2003

Zebada

If you meet a girl named Zebada she is the best friend you would want! She is very kind, and average (in grades), she is the most perfect girl you will ever meet! She might have a few rough times but you should really talk to her about it! Usually Zebada’s have a dog or maybe a hedgehog! She’s very loving and caring and has a lot of friends! She usually has that one best friend who she cares about the most! (No offense to her other friends) Any boy has to take care of her, and treat her the way she wants to be treated! If you met a Zebada you are very lucky!

Guy 1: Have you seen Zebada?
Guy:2 Yeah! She’s looking good today!

by sammy3627 May 12, 2019

zebadiah

someone who normally seen working around Apple computers and performs weird sports such as gymnastics, cheerleading, and solving Rubik's Cubes.

Person 1: wow look at that man over there, he is such a zebadiah.

Person 2: yes i would agree.

by Zebadiah46 August 22, 2008

Zerandise

A person who lives so close to many different animals he acts like one... a nub excursion user

Look! its a hippopotamaus, o wait,its a zer!

by Dan November 30, 2003