zandie

A very tall friendly ginger geek who subsists entirely on a diet of pizza, the sauce of which leaches into his skin and creates his freckles.
Also can mean: someone who until this point was sad that urban dictionary didn't have a definition for his name.

That guy is a real Zandie.

by TinyLittleHobbitGirl June 10, 2017

Zandi Syndrome

A sudden onset of fear that people are quoting Mark Zandi too much.

"Wow, I just read Financial Shock. It told me all this stuff, like...."
"I believe that you are suffering from Zandi Syndrome."

by Goosiepie December 25, 2008

dirty zandie

Is when you get a beer and pour it over a pussy and lick it all off

I just got home and a great dirty Zandie

by Random 69 guy 69 April 26, 2020

Zandie

A slur or derogatory term for a person named Xander

Henry: Hey Zandie
Xander: Stop calling me that

by Superx7 June 14, 2022

Zandie

A cute couple's ship name. The girl is ALWAYS shorter than the guy! They always hang out and text each other. They claim they aren't dating, but no one believes them.

Kid 1: Is Zandie real?
Kid 2: Yes it is! They are sooooooooo cute!

by Goldfish84 September 12, 2018

Handy Zandy

The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.

" Wow, don't pull a Handy Zandy!!"

by genuisman69 September 20, 2022

Zandi Randolph

A hotttt actress that I literally love like soooo much…. She’s so beautiful and smart and just oh my goddd and her acting is 100000/10 it’s so good especially in area code 1 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😊😊😊😊😊

Man-oh i don’t like Zandi Randolph

Me- HUH?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE ZANDI Randolph SHES LITERALLY bMOTHERRRRR

by Stellaborellq11 April 13, 2023