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The Zamboni

The Zamboni is a sex position that the driver controls from behind with their partner in the doggy position. What makes the Zamboni an exciting version of doggy is that someone must be holding ice cubes and the aim of the game is to climax before the ice cubes melt! For extra intensity play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby in the background. Can you keep cool under pressure?
Let’s do The Zamboni tonight !
by IceQween May 1, 2020
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two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.
Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.
by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011
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Zamboni

If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.
Todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. ZAMBONI, TODD!
by pjsiqhh March 27, 2007
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Zambrowicz

Zambrowicz is the best aspect of life one can possess. Without it, one is necessarily lost and without a purpose (i.e. nihilist). One who desires to obtain a life full of joy, peace, and amazingness must search out one who possesses this quality of "Zambrowicz-ness."

One is encouraged to look for those with last names of "Zambrowicz;" for those will be capable of leading one into eternal bliss.
Oh, how I wish I could be a Zambrowicz.
by Zamboni4 June 18, 2011
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fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush
I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.
by sicko_bob March 12, 2015
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Mexican Zamboni

When a person defecates on another person's chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.
I started out giving that a girl a Hot Carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a Mexican Zamboni.
by DCLAY January 19, 2009
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zamboni

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.
After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.
by Flange Master M January 9, 2009
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