Lumberton

Lumberton, Texas
A small town with A LOT of people.
Snooty girls and jock guys.
Not what you would expect in a hick town(:
Tons of entertaining fights at school.
Not much to do in Luberton but sit back and watch all the drama happening.

"Welcome to Lumberton"
Size: 8 Mi. long
Population: 8,000

by ClassOf2016(: April 13, 2011

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Lumberton Middle School

A place with racist drug dealers and crackheads

Thank god i dont go to Lumberton Middle School

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1. something that is very delicious, yummy

2. used sarcastically to describe something that is off putting, weird tasting

person 1: wow this is so delicious

person 2: yeah man, it’s yummerooni

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Lumberton

Let me give the REAL definition of Lumberton.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.

Dude 1- "Man I totally banged this Lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo shit is coming out of my dick."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."

by BabyParker May 19, 2011

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