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smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....
Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.
by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004
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Yonism

Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022
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yoliswa

The baddessssttttt babe you will ever meet in your life. A true princess
that girl is such a yoliswa where can I get her number
by User17182929291 August 31, 2021
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yoisk

used in terms of good luck, primarily in the Central United States region.
Boi 1: I have a massive test to take tomorrow.
Boi 2: Yoisk browski!!
by swag box April 24, 2017
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yolisa

Yolisa is someone that is shy in class , but also talkative and annoying . Yolisa is not good with public speaking , but is good in cultural stuff ( such as drama , art or music ) . Yolisa is not violent but can be just she hides it from people , she can also be very nice and sometimes scared to say NO to friends who need help . She will go out of her way to make people happy . She isn't a bitch , she is only a bitch when you hurt someone close to her or just someone she knows or even herself . She is also geeky , but also cool so a bit of both . This is someone you need in your life , she makes you happy when your sad and all sorts of things . If you know a yolisa keep her close .
Mom : can't you be a Yolisa with your school work . Boy : K

Guy 1 : I'm upset leave me alone ! Guy 2 : We need a Yolisa

Guy 1 : someone killed my mom and I need help sorting him out . Guy 2 : We need a Yolisa
by Stell girl March 19, 2016
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Yayish

to be extremely happy.
Sometimes resulting in a large smile and the flailing of the arms in a 'cute' penguin like manor.
I just feel yayish being with you.
by Keeranrussell January 2, 2009
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Yorishomi

A Yorishomi is a boosted bitch, generally used to describe very poor gameplay.
Damn, that DK is going full Yorishomi! This is gunna be a wipe...
by J_Ringus August 18, 2016
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