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Get on your knees

When your wife/husband disobeys you and you need to deal with it so u tell him/her to get on their knees and u spank them and also make out with them and give them pleasure👈 well im not sure if this one actually happens. Listen guys and girls don't do this as abuse but rather do it as love enjoyment NOT ABUSE ENJOYMENT
Wife: You have been a really bad boy u always put the salt on the high shelf everyday when you are suppose to put it on the kitchen table like i ask that's it Get on your knees.

Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏

Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR

Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏
by Mike the quiet one November 25, 2021
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The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.
Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!
by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019
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getting your knees wet

Administering oral sex in an outdoor space (on grass)
the saying refers to getting your knees wet on wet grass when giving head.
the saying can been changed to refer to past, present or future tenses.
e.g
" the bitch got her knees wet last night"
"aww yeah get your knees wet!"
"your getting your knees wet"
"hey wanna go get your knees wet?"
by will janes December 12, 2007
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The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004
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on your knees

A command issued by a man instructing a slut to get on her knees and give him a nice, long blowjob.
Horny guy: Hey bitch! On your knees!
(slut starts to suck guy's cock)
by bigdick737 January 26, 2010
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make your knees touch your elbows

To bend over forward, possibly to engage in sexual acts.
"I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows, and break it down low..." -Nelly, "E.I."

When Jane kept making her knees touch her elbows on the dance floor, I felt an incredible urge to sneak up behind her and slip her a quick one in the dumper.
by Nick D February 2, 2004
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