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Yolanda Be Cool

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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yoanna

a very beautiful, smart and intelligent person who is brave enough to follow their dreams in order to reach their goals. they deserve very special treatment to keep them near.
She is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. She must be Yoanna!
by toosexyformynickname November 27, 2012
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Yohane

The alternate persona of Yoshiko Tsushima from Love Live! Sunshine!!. She uses it as a way of describing her bad luck, by claiming that she is a "Fallen Angel" from heaven.
"You may think that I am one of your own kind, but I am in fact Yohane the Fallen Angel." - Yoshiko
by Mason Sparkle February 12, 2018
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Yoanna

Yoanna is a smart, intelligent, funny girl usually quite small with brown hair. She is an amazing artist and can sing really well.
Jenny: "Who is that small girl singing on the stage?"
Kelly: "That's Yoanna!"

Jenny: "I wanna sing like Yoanna!"
by Mysticalbird May 24, 2018
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I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game

A fraze once made popular by NBA Legend Shaquille O'Neil reacting to a surprisingly good performance by a current NBA Player that he never thought was able to put on the court, undermining his class up until this very point in time.

This term is now commonly used to describing a situation in which an individual (mostly male) acknowledges the fact that a (female) has been attractive and he just never noticed or was blind to this fact for other reasons, leading him to apologize using the infamous inside joke.
1. Shaq: Christian Wood I wan't to apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game and-
Wood: Aw man, you're a casual!

2. Dude: Gyatt, Sandra that booty phaaat. You been hitting the Gym lately?
Sandra: What? My booty been fat ever since, where have you been?

Dude: Oh okay, I see you now though. I owe you an apology. I was not familiar with your game.
by Dschezi December 21, 2022
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Yosan

The truly beautiful warrior, inside and out, a warrior because she's fierce when it comes to her loyalties and for those she's committed to for the long haul. She's a teacher by her very nature, in that she demonstrates by example that life is meant to be lived & loved. Her ferocity for living a life well enjoyed (smiling and laughing in the straight lines and in the turns) is contagious, and it makes those around her desire for more than a mere existence or going through the motions. She is excellence and God's masterful handiwork.
"She pulled a Yosan and the world was surely better for it."
by hbsubmitted May 14, 2019
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Yolanda

Beautiful, sexy, intelligent, smart, honest and loyal, very sentimental, she cares and loves to help others sometimes too much. Knows how to be sexual, sex goddess to many. Always has several admires after her at one time. Very social gets along with everybody mostly males. Laughs about everything. Her beauty, her attitude is what draws men to her. Expects respect and honored from them as she will treat her men likewise. Yolanda is a girl that knows what she is worth and will not settle for less always strives to succeed. Always knows what is best for her. Very mature for her age. She is "the girl" that is very easy for a man to fall in love with yet it's so hard "for her" to fall in love with a man, but when she does she will be the most loyal, honest and caring girlfriend/wife any man would want.

So fellas if u find a Yolanda keep her. Most likely many men out there want her as well, but if she chooses you consider yourself lucky, take good care of her even of she is taken her admires will try to steal her love. Love her back don't let her go for if u do she will have many choices out there to pick from and most likely "they" won't let her go like you did.
honest sexy beautiful yolanda men
by Meaning for Yolanda May 16, 2013
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