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while you’re down there 

Something a person might say when another person is below his or her waist (be it picking up a dropped item, recovering from a fall, etc...) It implies that the upright person would like to receive oral from the lower one, since they’re so conveniently positioned. More often performed by females to males since women are better at multitasking.
“Hey, Abby... while you’re down there looking for your contact lense, mind giving me a blow job?”

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? 

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

While you're up 

Code words for "bring me a beer"
I was coming back from going number two, so my friends sitting on the couch watching TV were like "while you're up"

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Where you can go and what you can do while you're there 

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo 

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.