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yonner

A native of 1 of the many semi-rural mill towns situated in the Pennine region of northern England. Yonners can be found in a number of counties, namely: Lancashire, Yorkshire, Cumbria, Derbyshire and in the more upland areas of east Cheshire.
The term 'Yonner' equates with the Scouse term 'Wooley Back'.
TV shows such as: The League Of Gentlemen, The Last Of The Summer Wine, Emmerdale, Where The Heart Is, Heartbeat, and One Man And His Dog, all feature Yonner characters. Even Coronation Street, although set in the more urban City of Salford, features an overwhelmingly Yonner-voiced cast (Deidre Barlow and her mother, Janice Battersby, Fred the butcher, Digby the baker, Sally Webster and Vera Duckworth, to name a few...).
Yonners speak like farmers, wear short sleeved shirts without a coat or a jumper in the middle of winter, drink plenty of Skol lager (like their ancient Viking ancestors), partake in bloodsports, are educationally subnormal, and either shout or mumble when speaking. They are also very adept at peddling bicycles up steep, cobbled streets.
"Go and milk your cows, you fucking Yonner!"
by Mr P. August 20, 2006
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yonex

y - you
o - only
n - need
e - extreme
x - xenophobia

Originating from their extreme hatred of Chinese and Indians and their Japanese superiority complex.
Jack: You hear that dude hating on Indians?
Me: Yeah, he works at Yonex. I heard You Only Need Extreme Xenophobia to work there.
by sebult March 16, 2018
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yannex

yannex is legit the hottest person alive bro's so cool that everyone has a crush on her

bro's lovely, smart, funny, caring and literally everything else🔥🔥
but someone tell her to stop ignoring my goddamn messages cuz this shit is getting annoying also she got a horrible taste
"hey do u know yannex?"
"oh yeah i do shes my friend"
"ok.. how much do yall usually talk??"
"once a month maybe?? idk"
"is she really your friend.."
"man i dont even know"
by veryhotperson6969 October 16, 2022
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Yonner

People who live in Ashton and have an accent thicker than Kim k
He’s a proper yonner
by Cheza December 7, 2019
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yonex

the type of racket pros like ConfuciuS use.
You have a crappy Wilson? I have a Yonex.
by PhilDawg January 3, 2008
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yonner

Someone who currently resides or has lived on or near "th'road" (Haliwell Road) in Bolton.
All th' Yonners having it large on th'road on a Friday night. Matt Billy has been know to participate and could be considered an honoury "Yonner".
by Manc's November 27, 2003
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yonneil

Yonneil is always shy when it comes to new people . Very Funny. One of the strongest people you know. Basketball player . Most likely loved by red girls and brown skin girls . Leader. brave . Smart
Where is yonneil: Most likely studying
by Mizark October 23, 2019
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