donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

Yonkiedonkz

nickname for anyone wit the last name Younkers in the Philadelphia area

Dude. Yonkiedonkz be high as a muthafucka right now.

by Grays Ferry Bred March 20, 2010

yorkiefied

When a person's hair is in a tossed, often frazzled condition resembling that of a small lapdog.

After getting caught in the rain, Becky walked into the presentation with her hair looking all yorkiefied.

by Souljouner March 29, 2017

Wonkified

All kinds of crazy mixed into one. Lopsided. Off-kilter.

Nicole had to be all rainbows and unicorns when renee’s Head was all wonkified.

by Nico_suave July 1, 2018

Zonkified

Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed)

"He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Monkified

Something that is fucked up beyond repair.

This retards body was burned, it’s all monkified!

by Monkified December 23, 2020

Bonkified

1. To own someone in a game or in some sort of competition.

2. A word used by Bonkerz because one day he didnt feel like saying owned.

I BONKIFIED YOUR ASS!
Prepare to be Bonkified!

by J. Bonk January 23, 2004