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Yonker

Basically, can be used for anything and everything. You can fill it in to places, like if you were to want to swear around your parents, just fill in Yonker where te swear word would be. Another example is a house of residence. You can really use it for anything, try it!
Mom, I've had one yonker of a day.

Did you see Billy's Yonker???? Man that Yonker was HUGE!!!
by YonkerForLife February 27, 2015
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when you punch someone in the kneecap very hard and yell "yonker!"
I fucked chris up with a yonker!
by studdboyz October 8, 2003
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A unit of measurement equivalent to 18 inches.
Oh shit, slap the chains on your snow tires, were going to get a yonker of snow tonight.
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An old person who jerks you off and or fingers you when you're not looking.
Damn... That yonker really got me off!!! Man I love Yonkers!!! They are the best at what they do!
by The12thfaerie420 October 19, 2018
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a yonker is someone who lies about their age, usually some dumbass who wants bitches they can't get
guy: "fucking yonker"
catfisher: "watd, i am thriteen tho!!1!!1"
by kekyooin March 26, 2022
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A yonker refers to an unusually large dose or bump of ketamine, often taken in a single session. This term is typically used in informal or recreational settings to describe a quantity of ketamine that is beyond the normal or moderate amount.
Last night was wild—Ian hit a yonker and disappeared into a K-hole for hours!”
by MagMigo October 23, 2024
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an old dirt road located in west auburn pennsylvania, that is haunted. legit. old story has it, a boy murdered his family and if you go to the place around 2-3am you will visualize the murder. its almost like a play back. at the bottom of the road is an old tomb stone where a 7 and 9 year old boy and girl are buried. people claim this is just a myth, however, if you go to the right place at the right time, things will occur. you will see the boy, and an old man. ghost like, white figures will be floating in the fields, car doors lock on you while youre outside walking around, and if you really make him mad, he will actually go inside your car, and take over the steering wheel as your driving. as insane as this might sound, its actually realistic. there are videos, and pictures for proof. its crazy, sketchy, and scary, and honestly its nothing to go to and nothing to mess with.
by kyandsami November 3, 2011
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