Yonk

A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.

Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.

I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.

Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!

by broski62726618 November 30, 2018

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

Yonk

someone who’s so painfully wrong and stupid

nivid is being such a yonk tonight

by swagabelly March 17, 2022

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

yonks

Many years. Ages.

I've been living in New York for yonks now

by Mark D Smith January 6, 2004

Yonking

To expose ones self to young female coworkers while they are using the copy machine

Eric is totally yonking that new intern

by coolio1981 February 3, 2010

yonks

A long time - too long to contemplate!

The quote in Floyd is closer to this: 'I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, I've been over the edge for yonks; it's working with bands so long, I think - crikey!'

by AKJH December 25, 2007